Beautiful but insanely annoying

Women are very unpredictable people. They can be crazy, weird, and loud and can be quite annoying. This is what a lot of men complain about all the time in relationships. They just can’t understand the minds of their girl!

This is the wonders of women; beautiful but insanely annoying.  Women may say one thing but mean another. This makes them so hard to decode especially when they’re angry.

In relationships, women tend to hope that men would read their minds. Unfortunately, men weren’t given this possibility. Men are usually simple – minded and they appreciate frankness. Still, because women have this “coded” language, they forget that men are human beings and test their men with knowledge of women. Common Words used by women that are likely to be double sided are:

1. “Fine”

-       it’s not “fine”. Fine is just a euphemism to say “Go ahead and you’re dead.” They test you with “Fine” and see if the man is actually going to do what they had asked to do even though the woman is clearly mad about it.

Familiar scene:

Boyfriend: Hon, we have a men’s night tomorrow.

Girlfriend: (because it’s their anniversary tomorrow) Fine.

Walks away.

Recognize the scene? Unfortunately, only up till the walking away does the boyfriend realize that something is wrong. Because of this, the boyfriend is left wondering until she can actually talk to him.

2. “I don’t care”

-      the thing is, women never “don’t care”. They do. They just don’t want to show it. No matter how petty that little mistake could have been, they care and they hurt. Here’s a sample conversation:

Boyfriend: I have a 3 day business meeting.

Girlfriend: I don’t care.

Really? Doubt it, because it’s probably untrue. Men should always ask twice about this and make the woman realize it’d be okay to care.

Here’s another sample conversation with a friend:

Friend: What, your boyfriend left for a 3 day meeting?

Girlfriend: It’s okay. I don’t care.

And there it is. Two words completely opposite to what they mean. No matter how much trust there is in a relationship, or how little love there is, because of women’s nature to care, they care.

3. “5 Minutes”

-       when dressing, this probably means 30 minutes or so. Women like to make their men wait. In traditional countries, waiting takes so long during courtship and yet they still make their boyfriends wait. Uh! Crazy women right?

4. “Nothing”

-      A funny word for women, “Nothing” isn’t simply nothing. In the female dictionary, this means something whether or not you’re in an argument. Sometimes saying “nothing” can even be a means of hiding something. While trust is important in a relationship, men should know that at times “nothing” should be the start of being alert. Fights beginning with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.

5. “Go ahead”

-       This is not really a permission. It’s more like a dare. As soon as the woman says this, the man should think twice about doing what he’s being asked to do. This simple “dare” may even be the reason for “nothing”. Don’t let women fool you, guys, most women like to build up faults of the man and soon enough if you don’t talk, these faults would be sprung back to you. And mind you, boys, women count.

6. “I don’t want it”

-       “I don’t want it” has another meaning especially if this includes material stuff and the likes. However women may deny it, they like material stuff and when they’re being asked outright if they want it, they’re too ashamed to say they do of fear that they may be thought of as materialistic and shallow. Men, on the other hand, don’t be too gullible to believe that they wouldn’t want a diamond ring or a big fluffy teddy bear. Women love that.

7. “Loud sigh”

-       Although not a word, it’s still a common misunderstanding between man and women. While for men, their simple minds (no offense) come to think that the woman is just sad or angry, women are simply tired when they sigh loudly. Now, that’s not always a good thing. In arguments, when they sigh, she may be wondering why she’s even with men. They may be getting tired of the petty fights and hoping that someday, her man may actually know her enough to understand.

8. “That’s okay”

-       Remember one of the earlier sample conversations? Well, “okay” is not really “okay” just like “fine” isn’t usually “fine”. When they say that it’s “okay” after an argument, that means that the woman has already counted the mistake and is thinking of what to make the man do to pay back his mistakes. This may even include apologies. Women aren’t very forgiving. They will someday forgive and forget, but only after they’ve made the guy pay back.

9. “It’s me”

-      Don’t even think twice that this isn’t what it really is. Even men say this and it’s still NOT true. “It’s me” actually means “it’s you” but somehow they just haven’t figured out why. So when ladies say “it’s me” trust that there must be something that you did.

Their protective nature makes them incredible human beings

Women can be pretty unclear about what they really want. But being unpredictable is not usually their choice. It’s in their nature. Women are just very, very protective of their hearts. Once they fall hard, it usually takes them much more to come back up. Their unpredictable moods, their crazy ideas and their protective nature makes them the most incredible human beings there ever was (no offense to men!).