I’ve just had enough of this “train reality wreck” Bobby Trendy. I truly, truly respect his love of colors and all that, but too much is too much.
I really can’t understand his very weird, very out of this world fashion sense. Whether he’s trying to make us laugh, or trying to make a statement, I’m not sure. But in his fashion sense, we can all learn something.

LESSON # 1:
DO NOT USE NEON COLORS TOGETHER.

Yes, neon pink and neon pink DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT, go together. That’s like clashing against the clashes!

LESSON # 2:
TOO MUCH SILK, RIBBONS AND WHATEVER IT IS THAT HE KEEPS HANGING FROM HIS SHOULDERS IS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH AND YOUR IMAGE.

Come on! Even weddings don’t use that much ribbon!

LESSON # 3:
USING STAR WARS AS YOUR THEME IS NOT A GOOD IDEA.

Promise. Please remember that.

LESSON # 4:
TOO MUCH JEWELRY WILL NOT HELP YOU.

Yes, too much glam glam, bling bling,big jewelry, big sparkling thingys. You’re not Edward Cullen, you can’t sparkle as well as he does.

LESSON # 5:
COWBOY BOOTS AND HATS ARE NEVER GOING TO BE IN.

Unless the red Indians come back and I will respect them if they do. But in the fashion world, nu-uh. No, no!

Well, for every downfall, there’s always a laugh. Whatever gets them to their 15 minutes of fame, right, Lauren?

Bobby Trendy

We kid.