Queen Biyachessa

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Well, take a look at the hottest thing today!

Caution – these next pictures may make you vomit. But oh – well. Still funny.

Lol. Let’s not ruin the Dora experience for kids shall we?

Here’s another picture to ruin your day.

The top lines say: Whether you believe it or not, you can taste the sweetness and bitterness of love at the age of…

Katorse, or the real title of this telenovela currently showing on ABS CBN (Katursi in this case) means 14. Not sure what Katursi means though – But I am definite that it does NOT mean young.

The bottom lines say: Nene is still an innocent child. She still has Magnolia milk on her lips.

For those who don’t know, that scary thing is Manny Pacquaio’s mother. Sorry.

Another picture that may just make your day.

Lol! How cute right! So, who wants to watch Lilo and Stitch?

Hm. I don’t know, but I think I just ran out of reasons to.

=)

Have a great day everyone!

I swear. I’m done with drinking. Lol. If there really is a chocolate bar like this, maybe I’d go for it instead. Moderate drinking <– such an unreachable reality. BTW, Red Horse is a beer brand here in the Philippines. It was the same drink that gets me blacked out and the very same that got me and the “Playboy” together.

Lol. I love it. What wouldn’t these people do for money? Creative huh?

Hey! I think it’s cool. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?

Translation: If you let lust win, your education will be ruined.

Okay, so it sounds better and poetic in Tagalog, but, oh well. I tried to translate it. I have nothing against teen moms, and I personally have a few friends that are already mothers but, this saying is so true. Which is WHY I don’t plan on getting knocked up soon. =)

Happy December guys! Few days till Christmas! Who’s getting ready for more booze and parties?

Definitely NOT me!

And that must be very funny.

Isn’t that super sweet? I’d love to have someone say that to me. Someday. =)

Translation: You’re like a robber. I’d give everything to you just so you won’t hurt me.

Huh. Useful pick up lines huh? Guys, listen up!

Translation: You’re don’t look like a coffin but I’d die for you.

Funny, if someone said this to me, I may mistake it for an insult. =)

I love this pic.

It says:

If my crush kisses me…

Damn!
Even if he says sorry, I’m gonna get revenge! What he did wasn’t right!
It’s unfair.

Translation: My heart’s missing. Please check if it’s in your pocket.

=))

I don’t really wanna solve it, but it’s still cute.

Anyway. Courtesy of Facebook. More posts tomorrow. I have a special one on Twilight. =) No, seriously.

Looking for reasons to smile? I know the feeling. Here’s something for that gloomy day of yours.

I just love going through Facebook because I find stuff that are so cute!

The big red and yellow bee is Jolibee. He’s a famous mascot for one of the biggest food chains here in the Philippines.

The other guy in the dream cloud is McDonalds – his number one competition.

So you get the picture. I love it. So adorable.

Lol. Copying in class is a natural thing. Everyone does it. And if you don’t, well you’re my hero.

Translation:

“Copying?
Son of a bitch, see if you can.”

Okay, so it actually sounds better in Tagalog if you know the language. But anyway, the translation is like that.

The last image is my favorite today.

Don’t you think its adorable?

I just want to pinch his cheeks.

Find things to make you smile every day.

Remember, your smile can make someone’s day.

Who demands justice for these people?

I do.

RIP to the people who died.

May their souls rest and let us do all the search for justice.

None of them deserved to die.

None should have been killed in that way. None should have been brutally massacred.

None should have suffered that pain and horror.

Lord, it is in your hands to bring to justice whoever did these terrible things.

May their guilt bring them forward.

May their human nature push them to do the right thing.

May you guide them back to the right path.

May you give these people the serenity and peace they need.

May you lead them back home to you.

To those responsible for this massacre, to those who suffered this terrible fate, to the families and friends of the people who died, to the country that’s mourning the loss of these people and the reality of the animalistic behaviors coming from one’s own countrymen -

May change be brought.

May we learn from our mistakes.

May we all go back to the Father.

May we stop fighting and start uniting.

May we stop being corrupt.

May we stop letting evil come between us.

What happened to the one country, one nation?

What happened to the united countrymen once upon a time?

What happened to those human beings in you?

What’s happening kapatid?

Where is your heart?

Would you look at the horrors of evil?

Because it’s right here. In this very picture.