Translation:

Top Lies of Men

• I promise, I won’t ever leave you.
• I don’t have other textmates.
• I’m with my friends.
• You’re the only one.
• She’s just a friend.
• I don’t have load.
• I won’t exchange you for anyone else.
• I forgot about her already.
• I miss you.
• I love you.

No. 1 Lie of Girls

“I believe you”

Thoughts? Want to add more lies? Violent reactions? Comments?

I’d say the No.1 Lie of girls is kinda true. We always doubt. It’s in our blood and instincts.

Right? Wouldn’t this be the best Christmas gift ever?

Advanced Merry Christmas guys!

Looking for hot? Wanting sexy?

Well, take a look at the hottest thing today!

Caution – these next pictures may make you vomit. But oh – well. Still funny.

Lol. Let’s not ruin the Dora experience for kids shall we?

Here’s another picture to ruin your day.

The top lines say: Whether you believe it or not, you can taste the sweetness and bitterness of love at the age of…

Katorse, or the real title of this telenovela currently showing on ABS CBN (Katursi in this case) means 14. Not sure what Katursi means though – But I am definite that it does NOT mean young.

The bottom lines say: Nene is still an innocent child. She still has Magnolia milk on her lips.

For those who don’t know, that scary thing is Manny Pacquaio’s mother. Sorry.

Another picture that may just make your day.

Lol! How cute right! So, who wants to watch Lilo and Stitch?

Hm. I don’t know, but I think I just ran out of reasons to.

=)

Have a great day everyone!

I swear. I’m done with drinking. Lol. If there really is a chocolate bar like this, maybe I’d go for it instead. Moderate drinking <– such an unreachable reality. BTW, Red Horse is a beer brand here in the Philippines. It was the same drink that gets me blacked out and the very same that got me and the “Playboy” together.

Lol. I love it. What wouldn’t these people do for money? Creative huh?

Hey! I think it’s cool. You gotta do what you gotta do, right?

Translation: If you let lust win, your education will be ruined.

Okay, so it sounds better and poetic in Tagalog, but, oh well. I tried to translate it. I have nothing against teen moms, and I personally have a few friends that are already mothers but, this saying is so true. Which is WHY I don’t plan on getting knocked up soon. =)

Happy December guys! Few days till Christmas! Who’s getting ready for more booze and parties?

Definitely NOT me!

And that must be very funny.

Isn’t that super sweet? I’d love to have someone say that to me. Someday. =)

Translation: You’re like a robber. I’d give everything to you just so you won’t hurt me.

Huh. Useful pick up lines huh? Guys, listen up!

Translation: You’re don’t look like a coffin but I’d die for you.

Funny, if someone said this to me, I may mistake it for an insult. =)

I love this pic.

It says:

If my crush kisses me…

Damn!
Even if he says sorry, I’m gonna get revenge! What he did wasn’t right!
It’s unfair.

Translation: My heart’s missing. Please check if it’s in your pocket.

=))

I don’t really wanna solve it, but it’s still cute.

Anyway. Courtesy of Facebook. More posts tomorrow. I have a special one on Twilight. =) No, seriously.